David L Caldwell was born in Loma Linda California underneath an Orange Tree, and was raised by Wild Dogs in the Mojave Desert. A sudden Jolt of Lightning on a Dark and Stormy Night precipitated his decision to Devote Himself to the Life Long Study of Art. Working in his Secret Laboratory under the Mountains, he Discovered an Equation which, when combined with the Correct Ingredients, produced a Superior Multi-Media Art Form. Driven in equal amount by Hubris and Naked Fear, he has continued his Research into Putting Things Together.